NICKNAMES
PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
BAD NICKNAMES
PEOPLE CALLING YOU BY A NICKNAME YOU HATE
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
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upcoming xbox two features:
- games must be purchased with human skin
- connects only to 24/7 lacrosse television channel
- does not accept discs, only vynil records
- requires hourly connection to crouton.net to function
- will scream newton’s first law continuously when not in use, no volume control available
- runs exclusively off nuclear energy
- all instruction manuals written in Croatian
- made entirely out of live spiders
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That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.
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Please don’t buy this system.
cant you just turn the camera around or put a blanket over it.
still a mic though
and theres the chance that it might say something like “error kinect camera cannot function when obscured”
Videogame consoles are not supposed to spy on you.
Videogame consoles are not supposed to potentially rat you out to the government.
Videogame consoles are not supposed to arbitrarily decide who sees what’s on the screen and what’s not.
I have never told anyone not to buy a videogame console, but in this case, knowing what I know about the Xbox One, I am seriously imploring people not to buy this machine. The console will not be consumer-friendly, and between the above and an always-on internet connection, how do you know your hobby isn’t siphoning personal information to…well, who knows who?
Suffice it to say, the Xbox 360 will be my last Microsoft console. I don’t care how many more Halo games get churned out.
Adding this here from my videogame blog because it’s too important, and the potential for Microsoft to spy on us, then report findings to the government if asked…yeah, no.
Spread the word!
If you haven’t read George Orwell’s “1984”, do so.
Seriously.
Telescreens indeed! Some countries are considering to ban the systems because they are considered to be domestic spying equipment.
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ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
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why is a nip slip such a big deal like ??? you have a nipple??? on your boob???? wtf???? a boob nipple???? that’s fucked up put it away????? no. there are men walking around out there full on topless with both nipples blazing loud and proud so you can take your anti girl nipple bullshit and shove it up your tiny asshole
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